At ease, cadets. But you know who’s not at ease? Lindsay Lohan. Jail can’t be far away, especially after she was arrested in New York last night. You can own the Halle Berry fight house, where Gabriel Aubry (allegedly) threw the first punch, cops say. Plus, Kris Humphries got into a big fight, Jude Law wants you to know he’s not pretty any more, and we have a dirty blind item. Your Celebrity Intel Briefing for November 29 is right here!
Lindsay Lohan: Jail, Fighting, Bracelets
Does Lindsay Lohan earn membership rewards points for each jail stay? She sure seems determined to head back to the Gray Bar Motel – especially after her
arrest in New York city last night. Sources tell TMZ that Lohan was at Avenue nightclub in the Chelsea district. She commanded, “Give me my space!” (or words along those lines) to a female patron — identified as Tiffany Eve Mitchell — in a nearby booth. TMZ reports that “Some time passed and then, for some reason, Lindsay allegedly punched the girl in the left side of her face.” A man claiming to be Mitchell’s husband to the New York Post, “Lindsay Lohan got drunk and went crazy.”
Now, she’ll face four new criminal charges…on the same day…on different coasts! Frequent flyer miles on top of jail stay points!
It seems that LiLo has an affinity bracelets — but the wrong kind. (I know what you’re thinking – but it was a necklace she allegedly stole) Apparently, if it’s a not a court-ordered ankle bracelet, it’s the silver kind she wears each time she’s arrested…or taken to jail… Because Linds is already due back in court for a probation violation — allegedly lying to the police will do that — she may go away for a long, long time. [TMZ; Celebuzz; New York Post; Huffington Post; CNN; Daily Mirror; ABC; Gossip Cop]
Speaking of (Maybe) Lying to the Police…
Gabriel Aubry said Olivier Martinez threw the first punch during their epic, Thanksgiving Day fight. Not so, say the police. “Suspect [that would Aubry] arrived at victim’s [Martinez, natch] residence for child custody exchange. Suspect and victim engaged in verbal altercation. Suspect became upset and attempted to punch victim’s head but missed and struck victim’s right shoulder instead. Victim returned with 3 punches to the suspect’s head, causing him to fall to the ground. Victim’s fiance [Berry] notified police.” Here’s a picture of the suspect. Here’s a picture of the victim. I wouldn’t be messing with the victim anytime soon.
By the way, if you want to own the fight house, you totally can. Halle’s selling. (Hey, it’s a buyer’s market, you never know – although it is now a historical location, so…) [Extra TV; Zap2It; TMZ; Us Weekly;]
So…Lohan may be home for Christmas – if only in her dreams. Not all is calm nor bright for Halle Berry. It can be for you, though, if you get started with your Christmas music! Check out great holiday music deals from both Amazon and iTunes right now!
Kris Humphries Needs Some Attention. So He Started a Fight.
Maybe he’s got some unresolved anger or something? Kim Kardashian’s husband (technically, they’re still married) was kicked out of his team’s game against the Boston Celtics last night. The Humpty-Hump fouled big man Kevin Garnett in the neck area (because that’s a good idea?)…and. Then. It. Was. On. [NBA Mistress]
Not So Pretty
Jude Law says he’s “not that pretty young thing anymore.” I didn’t know that men were pretty in the first place… [People]
A Very Naughty Blind Item
One of our favorite Brits, Marget Holder, brings us this blindy. Just when you thought you’d seen it all (well, as much as you can see in blind gossip): This item concerns a famous woman who used to be a bit of a player but is now married to a less famous but notorious man. She’s keen to stress the romantic nature of their marriage but the truth is that their relationship is based on a shared need for money and a strong physical connection. Those on the ground whisper that within minutes of their first meeting the randy lovestruck pair made a hasty retreat to the invalid loos (that would be the handicapped restrooms for our American friends). Not quite what she told her world-renowned family…” So. Got any intel on this one?
With that, we’re dismissed!
Submitted by Sgt. Kardashilton